Tracey said ...

Tracey, she should know, she's a doctor, said: Don't expect anything. Some people try for years and get nothing. Tough, I have heard that some people get preganant on their first try.

We did too.

Crazy really. Who actually plans to have kids these days? I can buy the 'Oops, we're having a baby' line any day, above the 'So we decided that now is the right time to have kids' one. My parents worried about their kids having sex, drugs and rock 'n roll. I'm too worried about everything let alone those three. Sex is way to dangerous these days - how any kid actually gets up the courage to loose his or her virginity I dont know (what with 'private' pictures published on the Net - and who hasnt got PICASA or Flikr or woteva, HIV/AIDS, spiked drinks, and your lover as likely to emigrate from SA as wear a stapled condom). Drugs? Well dont need to say much about them. Coke, TIK, wine - horses and donkeys really, and how bad can riding a donkey be. Good luck kid. As for the rock 'n roll; they dont make music the way they used to! At least the future promises that s/he'll be too drunk to notice it's rubbish - just got to figure out how I keep it like that so that s/he stays a virgin.

Seriously, how cool is this. I'm going to have a baby!